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A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she suddenly trips over something and falls down. On her way falling down,

an American man catches her, she says : "Oh thank you, you saved my life,

I'll do ANYTHING for you .."


The man says: "Okay then, sleep with me."
She says : "You PIG!! NEVER!!"
So he says "FINE!" and he drops her down.... So she's falling and screaming .......

Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony,
She says :"Oh thank you, you saved me, I'll do anything that you ask..."
The guy says : "Fraulein, sleep with me."
She replies: "Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!"
So the man says : "Fine!!!" and he also drops her down again.

She's falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of those men and now she's going to die.

Suddenly, a Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony,
She says : "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll SLEEP with you!!"
The Muslim man replies : "Astaghfirulla'h!" and he drops her!!

ههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه

يا شيخه بقه المسلم هيقول استغفر الله
بس حلوه حلوه حلوه والله جامده جدا

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بجد جامده جدا

دى حظها نحس اوى
بس وقعت فى مسلم حقيقى اللى اصبح دلوقتى اشبه بعمله نادرة